Name: Will Bareford

Height: 5'10 (5'11 when standing on deep pile carpet)

The first website I visit in the morning: The New York Times homepage

The last website I visit before going to sleep at night: The Bob Ross YouTube channel

Favorite 70s film starring Gene HackmanNight Moves

Favorite list on the Internet: List of nicknames used by George W. Bush

Names I'd give my future son and daughter if it were socially acceptable to do so: Trousers and Pineapple

What I'll probably end up naming them instead: Mark and Claire

Favorite food: Mac and Cheese (with money instead of cheese)

Greatest fear: Reincarnation

Email: wbareford@gmail.com